Meet Soma.
Your virtual coach,
in your pocket.
Trained on thousands of hours of Vinny’s workshops and decades of clinical notes. Available the moment you wake up stiff, the second you flare, and the night you can’t sleep, to guide, support, and coach you back to a body that moves without fear.
Soma doesn’t sound like ChatGPT.
It sounds like Vinny.
We didn’t bolt a chatbot onto a fitness app. Soma was built the way you’d build an apprentice, by sitting it in a room with Vinny for years. Every workshop, every clinic note, every correction he’s made to a student doing the wrong thing. That’s the brain Soma started with.
Years of live teaching.
Every public workshop Vinny has ever run, transcribed and indexed, including the moments where a student says ‘this still hurts’ and Vinny figures out why.
The notes nobody sees.
Decades of private session notes, the patterns Vinny noticed across thousands of bodies. The reason a hip thing is rarely just a hip thing.
Every answer, reviewed.
Vinny personally reviews and edits Soma’s playbook every week. When the method evolves, Soma evolves with it. No outsourced answers.
A coach that adapts in real time.
Three jobs Soma does better than any app you’ve used.
Soma starts by understanding today.
Not a generic check-in. Soma maps your morning stiffness, your commute, your last flare, so its first question already knows your story.
The exact session, calibrated to right now.
Sore? Stiff? Anxious? Exhausted? Soma reads the moment and queues the right meditation, the right movement, the right lesson, never a generic plan.
You never start over.
Your pain story, your wins, your hardest weeks. Soma carries them forward so the support compounds. By month three, it knows you better than most clinicians ever did.
Ask Soma the questions you couldn’t ask your doctor.
At 2am. Mid-flare. After a confusing PT visit. Soma is there.
Why Soma isn’t just “ChatGPT for pain.”
Your conversations with Soma stay inside your account. We never use them to train outside models, and they’re never sold. Read the privacy policy.
In your pocket. On your nightstand. In your browser.
Soma syncs across iOS, Android, and the web. Sign in once and your pain story follows you everywhere.
Sixty seconds.
And Soma already knows where to start.
Take the free placement test. Soma reads your answers and queues your first session, calibrated to your body, your history, and today.
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